Our Manifesto

We'll be real with you--there's a lot of marketing companies out there. We know that and yet, here we are. Our goals are built on the concepts of providing real results for clients and ourselves by creating innovative solutions built on a foundation of common sense marketing.

What defines innovative solutions? New technologies and platforms, creative and innovative ad copy/concepts with a little bit of “snarketing” thrown in--finding out and creating the story for each company and brand. Regardless of their industry. Hosted events and community involvement strategies (internally and externally) that bring people together for meaningful conversations.

We are the antidote to cheap plastic marketing.


Some Obsessions


ROI, KPIs, Big Data...however you classify it, we're into it. We're nerds like that.


If you're not learning, you're dying. Plain and simple. We challenge ourselves and our clients to do and be better.


We really do start with why. And we believe you should too.

Everyone Loves an Underdog

Founded in 2015 while standing on a street corner in Corsica, No-Where Consultants has come a long ways. What started off as a development shop for hire has turned into a team of dedicated and passionate designers, developers and thinkers. We've grown quietly and carefully. It hasn't been easy but nothing worth doing ever is.

We're a small business with a lot of drive and that shows in our projects, our loyal client base and our constant dissatisfaction with "Good Enough" solutions.

We also have a damn cute office mascot. Meet Swope.

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I have worked with Larissa for years. She is responsive, creative, and thoughtful. She has built a great team at No-Where Consultants to help her and I would recommend them in a heartbeat.
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Our Services

If you have business problems to solve, we have your solution. We offer services ranging from workshops to curated brainstorming sessions to boots-on-the-ground development.

Digital Design

We love building websites. We don't care if you're big or small, established or just starting out. We're here to help.


Ready to grab people's attention and stand out from the crowd? Let our design team jump in and help out. We're big dreamers and we can't wait to hear about your vision.


Having the most beautiful website on the 'net is great...unless no one can find it. We can help you lay the foundation and grow your audience.

Our Work

Here's a handpicked selection of some of our clients. Look around and let us know what you think and how we can help you next.

Larissa created my first website when I started my business...a design I still LOVE! This month, No-Where designed, bid and installed a WONDERFUL window design which has received nothing but rave reviews. No-Where was super responsive to our ideas and incorporated them nicely. Larissa and her team were a joy to work with and I would never hesitate recommending them for any project.
Dave Jennings II KC Skyline Team

Our Team

Our team is built up of smart people with big ideas and a sincere drive to make things better than we left them.


Founder / CTO

Aaron takes a first-principles approach to problem solving--and it's highly effective. When things get complicated, he's the guy we call.

Larissa Uredi

CEO / Business Development

Larissa brings a different perspective to companies and their goals. If you want to get out of the box, she's your resource.

Benjamin James

Creative Producer

Ben is serious about design and execution. Call him when you need bold designs done well.

Our Blog

Get yourself a cup of coffee and kick back with a few articles. We'll be here when you get back.

The Facebook Upheaval

Facebook's Up and Changed...

With the change they made in early 2018 and the new templates rolling out, what's next?

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1 Star Reviews

Bad Review? Check This Out...

Nobody likes a bad review but if you're in business long enough, you're bound to get one. Here's what to do...

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Content Still Matters

The Case for Content...

Snaps, Likes, Posts...Oh my! Why bother? We'll tell you..

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Technical and Intellectual Debt

Technical Debt...

Regardless of whether you build websites or physical goods, you're going to encounter technical and intellectual debt...

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Contact Us

Want to get in touch? Let's grab coffee, hop on a call or trade some emails. Whatever your preference, we're here to help!